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Do you qualify for a Tour de Farce type holiday?

  • Are you overweight?
    Unfit?
  • Don't like gym but would welcome some interesting activity that will do instead?
  • Enjoy good food (and drink)?
  • Enjoy going away with your wife (or even from your wife), partner or friends but are tired of traveling in a car?
  • You enjoy fresh air, but not hiking particularly?
  • Not been on a cycle since school?

Congratulations!
You qualify!


  • If you ride an expensive bike
  • Do the Argus regularly
  • Cycle 45 km before breakfast
  • Worry about improving your performance
  • Aspire to compete in the Tour de France

Then you don't qualify.

The annual Tour de Farce was founded by a group of mostly former newspaper editors who were in varying stages of decay. We felt we should DO something about it; something adventurous and slightly energetic - like, well, a friend told us how he cycled down the Danube.

That's it, we said.

We began in the most beautiful part of Germany (Bavaria), followed the Danube through Austria, through a tip of Slovakia and deep into Hungary to Budapest.

We were pleasantly surprised by five things:

  1. How painless it was to organise
  2. How (almost) painless it was to do.
  3. How inexpensive it was.
  4. The exceptional quality of accommodation and meals.
  5. I can't remember the fifth. I think it was having no women around. Or maybe how many kilometres we managed to do to the litre of beer. One day we managed 35 - 35 kilometres per litre that is. Or maybe it was how good we felt at the end.

None of us had cycled since our first childhood. Yet with surprising ease we rode for two weeks along the Danube.

Each day our bags were delivered ahead of us to the hotel for which we were heading and every day we dined and wined with that virtuous feeling that we'd earned it.

We wrote about our experiences - especially in Stoep Talk - and the Tour de Farce caught the imagination of the public. An annual tour became established. We hope to add at least one new tour annually to our list and to help others experience the pleasure of a leisurely cycling holiday.

It's better than walking because you cover more ground. It's better than touring in a car because you hear everything; you can smell farms and flowers and you see so much more - and it's easy to stop and enjoy the scenery.

And don't underestimate that virtuous feeling at the end of each day that I mentioned.

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